Hot girls scoop shit from toilet.

Friday, 23 June 2017


See more pics at Mingles!
Allegedly, some random clogged these girls toilet and in order to save themselves from the humilation of the matenance man discovering they take shits, these girls thought it would be best to scoop the poop from the toilet themselves… problem solved i guess.

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Originally posted 2008-08-27 00:34:00.


News:–> Dirty Prank

Friday, 23 June 2017

Canadian Press
Apr. 12, 2006 10:17 AM ORILLIA, Ont. – Five teenagers face charges after a cup full of human feces was thrown through a drive-thru window at a coffee shop in this central Ontario city.

All of the accused are boys between 16 and 17 years of age, and their identities are protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act.

Police said one of the youths drove to a Tim Hortons at around 9:30 p.m. on March 23.

When he pulled up to the drive-thru window, a cup of human waste was allegedly thrown from the car at three female employees.

“They were all humiliated, embarrassed and very upset,” said Const. Laura Kloosterman. “They had to clean it up. Uniforms and food went in the garbage.”

One of the workers recognized the driver of the car because they attend the same high school.

The last of the suspects was arrested and charged Monday, police said.

“One parent even told me they saw it happen in a movie,” Kloosterman said Tuesday. “None of them (parents and children) thought there was anything wrong with it.”

The youths have been charged with mischief over $5,000, assault with a weapon and administering a noxious substance.

They are to appear in court in June.

Originally posted 2006-04-26 10:13:00.


For your friends…..

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Originally posted 2009-02-05 21:23:00.


Can you identify this man? – The Mad Shitter

Thursday, 22 June 2017

I was stopped at a red light waiting on it to change when all of a sudden a guy jumps out of a car nearby with a paper sack on his head with eyes and mouth cut out like a mask pulls down his pants at this busy red light and takes a shit right there. Then jumps back in tha car with someone else driving and halls ass, yes everyone was surprised

Originally posted 2006-08-27 18:35:00.


Thong in the Bushes: A girl shit story

Wednesday, 21 June 2017


IT WAS A LOVELY MORNING AND I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY DADS HOUSE WITH A FRIEND AFTER A NIGHT OF BEER DRINKING. I STARTED TO FEEL MY GUT WRENCH JUST A LITTLE AND THOUGH ITS OK WE WILL BE THERE IN JUST A MINUTE. WE TURNED THE CORNER TO GO UP THE STREET AND THERE WAS A LINE OF TRAFFIC, WITH WHAT LOOKED TO ME LIKE NO END. SO I DECIED TO TURN DOWN A SIDE ROAD AND TRY TO GET THERE FASTER … THIS WHOLE TIME I AM SWEATING UP A STORM TRYING NOT TO SHIT MY SELF. SO I DECIDE THERE IS NO MORE TIME I HAVE TO GO NOW OR I WILL BURST. SO I TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!! SO I PULL IN TO AN APARTMENT COMPLEX AND HURRY AND JUMP OUT OF THE CAR RUN BEHIND A GARAGE AND AS I AM TRYING TO GET MY PANTS DOWN IT STARTS .. SO I HAVE SHIT NOW ALL OVER MY LEGS AND UNDERWEAR SO I TAKE MY THONG OFF AND FLING IT IN THE BUSHES I GRABBED A ENVELOPE OUT OF MY CAR AND TRYED AS BEST I COULD TO CLEAN UP. AS I AM GETING READY TO BOLT BACK TO MY CAR I LOOK AROUND AND NOTICE THAT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAIN LINK FENCE IS A GOLF COURSE AND THIS WHOLE TIME MEN IN GOLF CARTS HAVE BEEN DRIVING BY WATCHING MY ORDEAL. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ASHAMED IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

Originally posted 2006-07-21 10:44:00.


The day I quit soccer – An Athletic Poop Story

Wednesday, 21 June 2017


Well I was playing soccer at my school field on a Saturday and suddenly I had to shit more then I ever had to before. I ran off of the field and desperately headed for the school. All of the doors were locked. I was a mess. My face was red and I had tears pouring out of my eyes. I had about ten seconds before I lost total control. My school had a path that all of the kids run on and it is next to a hill. I went about a foot down the hill right next to the path, dropped my pants and let er rip. The embarrassing part was this was in plain sight of a highway and there were horrified people driving by disgusted. This van full of girls drove by and one gave my a thumbs up! After about five minutes of the most intense shit I had ever taken, I stood up to survey the damage.




HOLY SHIT! There was a river of diarrhea running down the hill onto the road and cars were swerving to avoid it. I have never ran faster in my life because I was sure the cops were coming. I feel sorry for the janitor of who ever had to clean it up. When I got back to the field everyone was looking for me. I realized I had been gone about fifteen minutes. Well my team looked at me and collapsed in hysterical laughter. There was shit running down my leg and I didn’t even notice it. Fortunately I was able to run home and quit. I don’t play soccer anymore!

Originally posted 2007-02-11 08:20:00.


Don’t Shit the Bed

Tuesday, 20 June 2017


My sister was always someone who you could count on to take someone home after a long night at the bar. One of those nights we came home with a slew ofpeople, drank into the morning, and finally went to bed dispering around the floor. The next morning I was sitting in the kitchen with my buddy nursing the hangover from hell when I saw my sister’s date go take a piss. Seizing a golden opportunity to check on my sister and make sure everything went ok I went to her room. As I walked in I noticed something along the edge of the bed. My first thought was this clown vomitted in my sister’s bed but on closer examination I started to wish it was vomit. Negative. It was poop.

Apparently the dude must have woken up nude and had a doorknob or whatever you want to call it sticking out and it smeared all over the edge of the bed. I woke my sis up to show her what a gem she had chosen the night before and she was passed out in fecal matter. Needless to say the dude has not slept over since.

Originally posted 2006-08-08 09:55:00.


Poopy Pranksters

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

This story is 100% true. My family has a warped sense of humor and these events really happened.
Two of my uncles, lets call them John and Joe, were electricians building a three flat in the city some years ago. At the time, poop humor was a normal part of their entertainment. Joe would plant dookies in strange places around the building where he knew  John would find them, and vice versa. It was good wholesome fun and didn’t require much planning. After all, everybody poops.
Between the first floor and basement of the building there was a large hole that had to be repaired, but the construction workers used the hole to pass tools and material from one floor to the next. One day, John yelled down to joe through the hole, “Joe, catch this box of wire nuts!” So Joe waited patiently beneath the hole to catch it. But the wire nuts never came. What did fall through the hole was a fresh and steamy turd straight from John’s ass. It narrowly missed Joe’s head and landed on the floor with a splat. He was not amused.
The only thing better then poop humor, is poop revenge. Later on that day, Joe went outside, sat bare assed on top of John’s new car and laid a fresh one on the windshield. When John got wind of this he ran outside, jumped into the vehicle and frantically turned on the wipers. As you might imagine, this wasn’t his best idea. Human feces are pasty in texture. Instead of cleaning the mess, the windshield wipers only spread the crap around like a rolling pin. Lesson learned

Originally posted 2010-05-12 21:27:00.


Wipe your ass!

Monday, 19 June 2017


I’m not sure I know where to start mocking this dude. There are so many ways to go I am just going to start listing them out. Let me know if I missed any angles.

1. It is 2006 and he is still wearing whitey tightys.
2. He has clearly not purchased whitey tightys since 1986.
3. Maybe it is just my color blindness but it appears to me the shit stain starts at the top of his drawers so either he shit his pants and rolled around in it or his crack starts in the middle of his back.
4. Assuming these are his friends he had to have some inclination that this Twister thing would happen. With that said, I presume he wore his best pair of undies. I would love to see his daily pairs.
5. Toilet paper, if he is in deed using it, is not cutting it. He may have to move up to a wet beach towel.
6. The shape of the stain leads me to believe he walks around with a wedgie most of the day.

I just realized I am zooming in on this dude’s shit crack. That is where I stop. Anyone else got anything

Originally posted 2006-06-08 10:32:00.


Pooping at work

Sunday, 18 June 2017


I was on the way to a movie theater and the stomach pains hit me. I worked at a building nearby so I decided that would be my best option. I got to the building and could not get in so I went for the next best thing – the staircase. As I’m relieving myself the night custodian comes by and sees me pouring hot, putrid ass water on to the cement. Apparently, the horrified look on my face or perhaps the odor scared him off because he got out of there real quick. When I finished I took a look at the ground and couldn’t help but feel sorry for the poor bastard because I am sure he had to clean it up. The following day I could not resist the urge to return to the scene of the crime. Upon arrival I noticed that acid and bile from my dump had etched a stain into the cement. It was pretty amazing. I wonder what I ate? Must have been Mexican.

Originally posted 2007-07-25 11:15:00.