The first time my present girlfriend slept over I got up in the middle of the night to piss and likely due to the large amounts of High Life I drank I slipped out a wet fart. Unbeknownst to me I had actually sharted. I returned to bed in a drunken stupor. A few hours [...]
Read More..>>I found a great reference chart on Jokes123.com. In case you were ever curious or, even alarmed, about a substance that came from your butt you can use this easy to read and understand chart to figure it out.
Read More..>>I was on my way to class one day during college when I had a horrific accident in my car. I was hoping to sneak out a little noxious gas and instead dropped a bomb. It wasn’t an enormous amount of shit but it was enough to seap through my kahkis. I pulled into a [...]
Read More..>>The first time I had my present girlfriend over I thought I would be slick and make her dinner. For the most part I am only capable of making lasgna so, we had lasgna. I spent a couple hours getting everything set so when she got there everything was perfect. We sat down, ate and [...]
Read More..>>Well it all started when he got his girlfriend, Shannon. He was obsessed with her. She kinda controlled his life. It was March 15th 1998 he had the runs. He was on the toilet and Shannon called him on the phone asking him if he could come to dinner but he said he was busy [...]
Read More..>>I found these stories on the web. Here is a link to some dude’s site/poop stories.
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