Monthly Archives: May 2006

The first time my present girlfriend slept over I got up in the middle of the night to piss and likely due to the large amounts of High Life I drank I slipped out a wet fart. Unbeknownst to me I had actually sharted. I returned to bed in a drunken stupor. A few hours…

Back in college there was a girl I really wanted to date in one of my lecture halls. Every Saturday morning she would walk her dog at a local park. So one weekend I decided to get up early and walk my dog hoping for a casual run in. It seemed like a great idea…

I found a great reference chart on Jokes123.com. In case you were ever curious or, even alarmed, about a substance that came from your butt you can use this easy to read and understand chart to figure it out.

Submitted 10/18 – 10:55pm I had to pee between third and fourth period at school today. I went to the bathroom and closed the stall door, and I began to pee. I glanced down at my foot, and about four inches from it was a piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE FLOOR! Found it!

I was on my way to class one day during college when I had a horrific accident in my car. I was hoping to sneak out a little noxious gas and instead dropped a bomb. It wasn’t an enormous amount of shit but it was enough to seap through my kahkis. I pulled into a…

The first time I had my present girlfriend over I thought I would be slick and make her dinner. For the most part I am only capable of making lasgna so, we had lasgna. I spent a couple hours getting everything set so when she got there everything was perfect. We sat down, ate and…

Well it all started when he got his girlfriend, Shannon. He was obsessed with her. She kinda controlled his life. It was March 15th 1998 he had the runs. He was on the toilet and Shannon called him on the phone asking him if he could come to dinner but he said he was busy…

I found these stories on the web. Here is a link to some dude’s site/poop stories.