Monthly Archives: June 2006

A FRIEND OF MINE WAS VISITING SOME OF HER FRIENDS AT THEIR PARENT’S HOME. SHE HAD TO TAKE A DUMP SO SHE WENT INTO THEIR BATHROOM TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. UNFORTUNATE FOR HER, THE LOG WAS TOO BIG THAT IT WOULD NOT GO DOWN THE TOILET. NATURALLY SHE WAS MORTIFIED. TO REMEDY THE SITUATION…

I was at a party in college and drank myself to the sh*ts. I convinced my roommate to drive me the short distance to our house so I could take a dump. I was hoping I could make it home but it turns out I could not. I begged my roommate to pull over in…

I went down to my brother’s college on leave to hang out and blow off some steam. After a few hours at the bar my brother and his friends decided to go some where else. For whatever reason I wanted to stay behind so I assured my brother I knew how to get back to…

Last weekend a few friends and I went to Chicago to watch the Tigers demolish the Cubs. Of course Saturday we were out pretty late drinking, but nobody got too tanked. On Sunday we hit a major traffic jam in Michigan. We were at a complete stop when my friend Brian announced that he had…

I was out at a buddy’s house playing poker and drinking all night. I needed to take a piss so I went to the bathroom. As I’m pissing I attempted to let out a fart and quickly realized that it was not a fart. I had sharted. I couldn’t go out there with all my…

My brother was playing a baseball game one summer. During the middle of the inning there was some commotion coming from center field. The umpires called time. Mike came running in from center field, threw his mitt at the bench, told a sub he was going into center field. Everyone was clueless. Remember in baseball…

For whatever reason certain bathrooms in Vegas seem to be hang outs. At any given time there could be 10 guys in there drinking a beer and shooting the shit. As my story goes, I was in Vegas on a family trip and over indulged in the free booze. I was sitting at the blackjack…

One hot summer day my older brother Nathan and I decided to play a spot of golf at our local golf course. After tee-ing off on the first hole I felt my bowels becoming unsettled, it was a struggle, but I managed to fight my way through the majority of the course. When we got…

I had a roommate in college that was apparently taught to wipe his ass by a drunk chimp. Every wipe of his hole required a stack of toilet paper. After each wipe he would drop the TP in the can until there was a mound. One night I came home from the bar and didn’t…

I went to a Catholic elementary school. It was compulsory that every student stop in the chapel and say a morning prayer every day before class. There was no adult supervision, so most of us went in, genuflected (kneeled down on one knee, pause, and then stood up) and then left for class. One morning…