Shitty Stories

A FRIEND OF MINE WAS VISITING SOME OF HER FRIENDS AT THEIR PARENT’S HOME. SHE HAD TO TAKE A DUMP SO SHE WENT INTO THEIR BATHROOM TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. UNFORTUNATE FOR HER, THE LOG WAS TOO BIG THAT IT WOULD NOT GO DOWN THE TOILET. NATURALLY SHE WAS MORTIFIED. TO REMEDY THE SITUATION [...]

I was at a party in college and drank myself to the sh*ts. I convinced my roommate to drive me the short distance to our house so I could take a dump. I was hoping I could make it home but it turns out I could not. I begged my roommate to pull over in [...]

My brother was playing a baseball game one summer. During the middle of the inning there was some commotion coming from center field. The umpires called time. Mike came running in from center field, threw his mitt at the bench, told a sub he was going into center field. Everyone was clueless. Remember in baseball [...]

For whatever reason certain bathrooms in Vegas seem to be hang outs. At any given time there could be 10 guys in there drinking a beer and shooting the shit. As my story goes, I was in Vegas on a family trip and over indulged in the free booze. I was sitting at the blackjack [...]

One hot summer day my older brother Nathan and I decided to play a spot of golf at our local golf course. After tee-ing off on the first hole I felt my bowels becoming unsettled, it was a struggle, but I managed to fight my way through the majority of the course. When we got [...]

I went to a Catholic elementary school. It was compulsory that every student stop in the chapel and say a morning prayer every day before class. There was no adult supervision, so most of us went in, genuflected (kneeled down on one knee, pause, and then stood up) and then left for class. One morning [...]

In Bangkok, I was riding around town in a Tuk Tuk when we got stuck in traffic on Soi 3. As we inched along I realized that I desperately needed to shit – ASAP. So, I ducked out of the vehicle and dashed around the corner to a relatively quiet side street. When I was [...]

A friend of mine was vacationing in Florence, Italy. On one of the nights he gets shit faced and passes out drunk. He awakes at 2 am to the tenant of the apartment who graciously allowed him to stay hovering over him. The tenant ungraciously explains to him that he is no longer welcome and [...]

I would like to join Frat Guy Antics in paying homage to the person who laid this turd. The length is impressive but I a more enamored with the girth. Apparently the guys that took this photo had to search for a camera because this nasty ass log seems to be deteriorating.

Not exactly a shitty story but, none the less, I think this video is worth checking out. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZE-4ZjPVI]