Monthly Archives: July 2006

This isn’t really a shit story, only a fart story. We used to play pick-up basketball in a gym on Tuesday evenings. It was one of those elementary school gyms, very small, and not well ventilated, but it was in the fall, so it really didn’t matter, or so I thought. During the first game,…

I drive propane truck, and one day I had to take a dump real bad. I had to fill this one particular tank, and figured that I would do my business while the tank was filling, since there was a perfect spot nearby, just behind a fence. By the time I had arrived at said…

I had the stomach flu this last year. Not the ferocious on-your-deathbed kind, but the one that gives it to you out both ends for the first 24 hours. I was living with my boyfriend of 3 years at the time and he was convinced after the explosions subsided that all I had been afflicted…

IT WAS A LOVELY MORNING AND I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY DADS HOUSE WITH A FRIEND AFTER A NIGHT OF BEER DRINKING. I STARTED TO FEEL MY GUT WRENCH JUST A LITTLE AND THOUGH ITS OK WE WILL BE THERE IN JUST A MINUTE. WE TURNED THE CORNER TO GO UP THE STREET…

I had the stomach flu this last year. Not the ferocious on-your-deathbed kind, but the one that gives it to you out both ends for the first 24 hours. I was living with my boyfriend of 3 years at the time and he was convinced after the explosions subsided that all I had been afflicted…

Some time ago my new wife and I were at Home Depot…in the lumber section, actually. I was recently out of college and hadn’t aclimated to wearing underwear everyday, yet. This particular day I was wearing a pair of loose fitting gym shorts and no underwear. I hadn’t been feeling great either…a little upset stomach,…

Working for a painting contractor several years ago, the boss left two of us to work in a newly-constructed house all day, every day, for about 2 weeks, while he did a job a few miles away. We had no vehicle, and the nearest store was about 2 miles down the road. There was a…

At work, potty humor is the norm. A friend of mine was mildly backed up for a few days and I happened to have some notorious Smooth Move laxative tea. I made him a cup at night and told him it would take a few hours to kick in. The next morning, he said he…

Working for a painting contractor several years ago, the boss left two of us to work in a newly-constructed house all day, every day, for about 2 weeks, while he did a job a few miles away. We had no vehicle, and the nearest store was about 2 miles down the road. There was a…

My boyfriend and I planned to take a drive down to spend the day at a state park. Naturally, for breakfast, we had an excuse to eat the yummy and unhealthy fast food breakfast sandwiches while on the road. We had planned to take the interstate down to the park and take state routes, aka…