Archive for August, 2006

Dumped at the Mall for Dumping in my Pants

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

I was at the mall with my present girlfriend when I had the urge to sneak out a small fartbut, typical of this website, it was not a fart. I felt and explosion of warm, running, shit all over my lower half. In an act of desperation I told my girlfriend I had to use [...]

Read More..>>

Fake Poop Drawers – Creating and Using

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

I received a submission from a visitor outlining the steps to create and administer your own shitty drawers prank. Here is the recipe and a couple tactics. Kind of funny. Recipe: Can of Chili and a melted candy bar. The author claims fudge candy bars tend to work best. Tactics:1. Find an old purse that [...]

Read More..>>

Makeout Point: A night she will never forget

Monday, August 7th, 2006

I was parked out in the country and just had sex with a hot chick I had been trying to hook up with for years. As we were sitting there I thought I would be a hard ass and tell her to hit me in my abs because she had been talking about them all [...]

Read More..>>

A Sharting Diabetic in need of Insulin!!

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

Like many of us who have been in this position, my adventure follows a night of heavy drinking and a trip to a fast food joint at 2:30 in the morning. This all began while driving from Lansing to my office in downtown Detroit. My stomach feels like, what I might imagine a woman feels [...]

Read More..>>