Monthly Archives: August 2006

I was stopped at a red light waiting on it to change when all of a sudden a guy jumps out of a car nearby with a paper sack on his head with eyes and mouth cut out like a mask pulls down his pants at this busy red light and takes a shit right…

My friend Paul and i were describing he worst time we had had performing oral sex with previous girlfriends and such. Paul was the clear,definite and undisputed winner. Paul had hooked with a chick back in the day that was so drunk she smeared instead of cleared when she wiped, if you know what I…

I was at the mall with my present girlfriend when I had the urge to sneak out a small fartbut, typical of this website, it was not a fart. I felt and explosion of warm, running, shit all over my lower half. In an act of desperation I told my girlfriend I had to use…

I received a submission from a visitor outlining the steps to create and administer your own shitty drawers prank. Here is the recipe and a couple tactics. Kind of funny. Recipe: Can of Chili and a melted candy bar. The author claims fudge candy bars tend to work best. Tactics:1. Find an old purse that…

My sister was always someone who you could count on to take someone home after a long night at the bar. One of those nights we came home with a slew ofpeople, drank into the morning, and finally went to bed dispering around the floor. The next morning I was sitting in the kitchen with…

I was parked out in the country and just had sex with a hot chick I had been trying to hook up with for years. As we were sitting there I thought I would be a hard ass and tell her to hit me in my abs because she had been talking about them all…

Like many of us who have been in this position, my adventure follows a night of heavy drinking and a trip to a fast food joint at 2:30 in the morning. This all began while driving from Lansing to my office in downtown Detroit. My stomach feels like, what I might imagine a woman feels…