Monthly Archives: November 2006

I have a history of diarrhea mishaps but probably the worst was at the gas station. I felt ill as pulled into the station and figured I would hurry my gas pumping up and get home to avoid the probable nasty gas station bathroom. I continued to fill my gas tank when my belly rumbled…

I was in the six grade’s boys gym class and it happens that on this particular day I was singing the childhood song “when you’re sliding into third and lay a juicy turd, Diarrhea” . Little did I know it would be a self fulfilling prophecy. .I guess it was the lunch corn dogs I…

It was just before the beginning of my senior year in high school, the end of the summer. Me and some of the guys decided to party our our last weekend away before school. There was a carnival held at one of the elementary schools that Saturday night. So after getting some beers from and…

When I was four years old I was out on the playground playing with my friends when I was hit by the urge. Being a four year old kid and, unwilling to walk away from my important game of tag, I did not cease to the warning and continued to play. After the inevitable transpired…

Many people are afraid to poop at school, I don’t know why. I guess you could call it a phobia of sorts. Walking in the bathroom, you look to see people with there shoes off so you can only see there socks so you can’t identify them by there shoes, knowing you would make fun…