Monthly Archives: December 2006

I was in the grocery store when the earlier beers from the golf course suddenly hit me. I went to check the bathroom in the store but of course it was locked. Upon that discovery I darted, with very tight buns, out of the store and into my car leaving my cart of food in…

I was heading to the mall one day to make a quick stop at JCPenney when for whatever reason my mother decided she wanted to come along. The whole time she would not stop complaining. She kept swearing and saying “shit” constantly….now I know why. At one point she got mad at me and yelled…