Archive for May, 2007

Never use a parents bathroom and other poop lessons

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

I’m in my room with my friend Rashelle when she gets up to goto the bathroom. I wasn’t exactly sure why she left my room to use my parents bathroom, but she did. I’m in my room waiting and I hear the toiletflush. Then I hear it flush again. THEN AGAIN. Then no noise at [...]

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Farting Experiment in Library

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Turns out people are offended. Go figure.

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Pooper in the Headlights

Monday, May 7th, 2007

I must have been 14 or 15. I met up with a bunch of my friends at one of our friend’s parent’s houses. We left telling his folks that we were gonna go see a movie or something. As soon as we left I felt it. Oh man did I have to go. I begged [...]

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Burning Hot Poop Incident

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

As you may already know, I have a severe addiction to diet coke. On Sunday,I came to realize we had run out of it only after I had returned fromGeorgios with a delicious piece of tomato and pesto pizza. I ate the pizzaaccompanied by a glass of water but found this unsatisfying, so after I [...]

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