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Archive for May, 2008

The Ring Bearer

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

A friend of mine was a ring bearer in a wedding around the age of 10. After the wedding he had a bit of an accident before he got in the limo. On the way to the next stop people were complaining about the stench in the vehicle. Fully aware that he was responsible for [...]

Bean Dere

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure thatcourse of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I hadprepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented, ‘You’redefinitely going to sh*t yourself’ chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to thepoint of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from methat [...]