Monthly Archives: May 2009

I went to get my hair done at trade secret the day before yesterday, Not long after my stylist began doing my hair, i felt the urge to go number two. I figured if I didn’t think about it it would go away, so i forced small talk with the woman cutting my hair even…

This story happened to me just last month. I’m a single guy, love hanging with friends, taking things easy, partying it up and I LOVE eating. I especially love steak and grilling it over a charcoal grill. One weekend not too long ago I purchased a steak, thick and juicy just asking to be grilled.…

One day when I was seven, I was about to visit a friends house for the day but felt I needed to take a shit, fearing it would be an unpleasant experience i decided to ignore the urge. I arrived at my friends house and we headed out to the large forest at the back…

I dont usually poo my pants but it has happend three times in the last year. The reason why I wear boxer briefs now is just in case it happens again it wont make a big mess. The first time I pooped my pants was when I was kicked out of a club for throwing…

I was tasked with taking my elderly and infirm mother-in-law shopping at the supermarket. She uses a walker and moves at a speed of feet per minute, not miles per hour. We arrived at the store at about noon. Unfortunately I had earlier consumed breakfast foods that did not agree with me in a very…

My shitty story takes place at a music festival. I woke up late that morning, just when my friends got to my house only leaving time for me to throw on clothes before leaving. We were about half way there, when i realized I had to poop really bad, so bad in fact, I nearly…