Archive for May, 2009

Never eat a green streak

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

This story happened to me just last month. I’m a single guy, love hanging with friends, taking things easy, partying it up and I LOVE eating. I especially love steak and grilling it over a charcoal grill. One weekend not too long ago I purchased a steak, thick and juicy just asking to be grilled. [...]

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A good way to embarrass your mother.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

One day when I was seven, I was about to visit a friends house for the day but felt I needed to take a shit, fearing it would be an unpleasant experience i decided to ignore the urge. I arrived at my friends house and we headed out to the large forest at the back [...]

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Why I Wear Boxer Briefs

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

I dont usually poo my pants but it has happend three times in the last year. The reason why I wear boxer briefs now is just in case it happens again it wont make a big mess. The first time I pooped my pants was when I was kicked out of a club for throwing [...]

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A lesson in passivity.

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

My shitty story takes place at a music festival. I woke up late that morning, just when my friends got to my house only leaving time for me to throw on clothes before leaving. We were about half way there, when i realized I had to poop really bad, so bad in fact, I nearly [...]

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