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Archive for July, 2009

Staircase Incident

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

The day began with a call from my boss and a request to drive to a County Courthouse to file some legal papers. Otherwise easy money was complicated by the fact I had spent the prior night at a Dave Matthew’s concert and my stomach was a bubbling mess. I agreed to the trip and [...]

The Shit Detective: First Responder

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

I am a police officer, and while on patrol, I had saw a gathering ofpedestrians outside the doorway of a building. I suspected there hadbeen a stabbing, shooting, or something to attract the attention ofthis crowd. I came over doing my usual routine, telling them to stepaside and let the “professionals” do the work, when [...]