Monthly Archives: August 2009
Spicy Camping Squirt
| August 23, 2009 | Posted by admin under Shitty Stories |
$5 off $100 or more in ALL Stores! New Customer Coupon! exp 09/30/09My buddys and I went camping one summer, and my friend packed a bunch of his fresh grown haberno peppers to cook with. We all love to eat spicy, little did I know that my anus prefers blander food.Anyway, we were sitting around…
Family reunion (Lessons Learned)
| August 15, 2009 | Posted by admin under Shitty Stories |
I guess, I was around 6 or 7 years old.We went to a big family reunion at my mom’s Aunt and Uncle’s farm. There were family members there from all over the east coast. I was pretty excited about the whole trip, in fact, so excited that I skipped using the potty before we left.…
Why you don’t answer your phone in a public bathroom
| August 4, 2009 | Posted by admin under Most Commented, Shitty Stories |
All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent co-workers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I’d last taken a dump. I’d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day…
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Pooping your Pants Politely
I hated my step mom for multiple of reason and I’m pretty sure the feeling was mutual. Regardless, one night she was at work late and I seized the opportunity to switch her allergy pills with Imodiums. She didn’t notice because the pills were similar in appearance. Five days later she started to complain that…