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Archive for August, 2009

Spicy Camping Squirt

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

$5 off $100 or more in ALL Stores! New Customer Coupon! exp 09/30/09My buddys and I went camping one summer, and my friend packed a bunch of his fresh grown haberno peppers to cook with. We all love to eat spicy, little did I know that my anus prefers blander food.Anyway, we were sitting around [...]

Why you don’t answer your phone in a public bathroom

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent co-workers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I’d last taken a dump. I’d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day [...]