I had recently had an emergency colostomy, where you crap in a bag hanging off your belly. my niece was good enough to help me care for this new process since i only had use of one hand from a disabling stroke. as the story goes my niece and i decided to meet with a [...]
Read More..>>Had I known the Spicy Beef Curry would have caused it I never would have ordered it. It began two days on Tuesday evening when Kim and I went out for a bite to eat at our favorite Indian restaurant in the city. I was extremely hungry and ate heartily after the long day at [...]
Read More..>>In Amsterdam one morning after a night of drinking Jameson’s and this piss beer called Columbus- I think it was like 9% alcohol- I woke up in this little boat on one of the canals with the most terrifying urge to defecate. It was like God reached down and grabbed me near the base of [...]
Read More..>>I had just graduated college, so I began looking for a job in my career field. I have always smoked herb, so I was nervous about the drug test. Luckily, the local head shop had a “guaranteed” formula that could mask any chemicals that might still be in my system. The morning of the job [...]
Read More..>>The day started like most days. I was taking a vacation from work for a week, just doing things that needed done around home. The one difference was that I had to make a 75 mile drive up to the DC area to pick up a piccolo that I was getting for my daughters birthday. [...]
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