Monthly Archives: September 2009
Subway and the Colostomy Bag
| September 29, 2009 | Posted by admin under Shitty Stories |
I had recently had an emergency colostomy, where you crap in a bag hanging off your belly. my niece was good enough to help me care for this new process since i only had use of one hand from a disabling stroke. as the story goes my niece and i decided to meet with a…
College Poop Story
| September 28, 2009 | Posted by admin under Shitty Stories |
A girl I knew in college and her friends toilet papered our room when we were gone, becuase we were trusting (perhaps slightly naive) individuals and left our door unlocked. When we got back and started cleaning up the toilet paper, I decied that I should return it to them … with the only logical…
You Gotta Poo – When you Gotta Poo
| September 28, 2009 | Posted by admin under Most Commented, Shitty Stories |
In Amsterdam one morning after a night of drinking Jameson’s and this piss beer called Columbus- I think it was like 9% alcohol- I woke up in this little boat on one of the canals with the most terrifying urge to defecate. It was like God reached down and grabbed me near the base of…
Home Depot Disaster – So close, yet so far
| September 28, 2009 | Posted by admin under Shitty Stories |
Man, this was without a doubt the most embarrassing moment of my life. What made it worse; I was shopping with my dad at the Home Depot when this happened. Last weekend my dad and I were out and about looking for lumber for our yard shed. While looking at several lumber selections and talking…
Shit pants in front of a cop
| September 28, 2009 | Posted by admin under Most Commented, Shitty Stories |
I am sitting in English class and I tell the teacher that I have to go the washroom. I make it to the washroom with no problem at all, just the normal cramping that happens when your bowels senses porceline. I open stall one and see the toilet is overflowed and shit everywhere so I…
The Drug Test
| September 28, 2009 | Posted by admin under Most Commented, Shitty Stories |
I had just graduated college, so I began looking for a job in my career field. I have always smoked herb, so I was nervous about the drug test. Luckily, the local head shop had a “guaranteed” formula that could mask any chemicals that might still be in my system. The morning of the job…
Before I go….
| September 27, 2009 | Posted by admin under Shitty Stories |
I just got home when I got a call from my boss about a raise. I jumped into the car and drove to CanJet. I walked out of my car and into the building. At that time my stomach started hurting, I ignored it. I walked into the office and dropped my suitcase on the…
Don’t Poop at School
| September 22, 2009 | Posted by admin under Most Commented, Shitty Stories |
I remember when i was in the 4th grade I had actually shit my pants. Heres the story. One day I was sitting in my seat just chilling and ready to learn. All of a sudden I feel a little rumbling in my stomach. I dont think much of it and continue my time of…
Grown ups don’t shit their pants (at least almost never)
| September 1, 2009 | Posted by admin under Most Commented, Shitty Stories |
The day started like most days. I was taking a vacation from work for a week, just doing things that needed done around home. The one difference was that I had to make a 75 mile drive up to the DC area to pick up a piccolo that I was getting for my daughters birthday.…
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Indian Food Blow Out
Had I known the Spicy Beef Curry would have caused it I never would have ordered it. It began two days on Tuesday evening when Kim and I went out for a bite to eat at our favorite Indian restaurant in the city. I was extremely hungry and ate heartily after the long day at…