Archive for November, 2009

Sneeze and Shit Story

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

I was doing some construction work at the house of this old, miserable b*tch. One morning after about 3 coffees I had to take a horrible sh*t. Rather than use the horrible woman’s bathroom I chose to drive 5 miles to my house. I hopped in my van and raced home ignoring every traffic law [...]

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From a Spanish TV show

Friday, November 20th, 2009

I was watching a clip of some show on you tube. And there is a romantic comedy show in Spain where a wealthy charming guy has a problem with finding out which ladies is the right one for him. So after spending much time with the two ladies, he develops a funny method to selects. [...]

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Aral Garage

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Whilst based in Germany with the military, I was driving a familiar journey of some 50 miles back to my base.In those days, my diet consisted of Kebabs and Cream Liquor. This diet had caused considerable discomfort of the toilet kind, and my ability to go for days without a dump were now nothing more [...]

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My Prom Poo

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

It was my high school prom and i was just finishing dinner when a strong urge to go to the bathroom made me get up. My friend said “are you ok” and i said “i really need the toilet” and she insisted to come with me because she needed to pee. So we went down [...]

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