Monthly Archives: January 2010

My day was planned, i was going to my boyfriends at 1pm. Unforunately at 12:55 i got up and felt a horrible bowel movement coming on. I needed a dump BADLY! I walked carefully to the bathroom while feeling my gut exploding inside. I had reached the bathroom but no toilet paper!!! I then once…

We were on our way to Austrailia, me the wife and two kids, Robert and Jiminy.Anyhow it is a 10hour flight…..the worst day of my life so far. We were two hours into the flight, when i needed to shit reallllly bad. “It must be that skittery arsed plane food!” i thought to myself. I…