There I was, in the Walmart, when it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had to poop. I was pushing my 2 year old son in the basket, and I could tell from the pungent cloud surrounding him that he’d pooped. The bad thing was that I was about to join him in [...]
Read More..>>My story begins at about 7am. This is when I usually have those horrible feelings in the bowel. I was leaving my house for my usual 45 minute commute when I had a little pang. I shrugged it off and walked out to my car. Wiping off my car windows I had another, more serious [...]
Read More..>>Back in 1993, on a hot summer day in August, I rushed to get done work and get home. I was ready to go on vacation to the shore and at the time I had a 1953 Chevy. I was was confident it would make the trip with no problem but when I got home [...]
Read More..>>It was a nice Spring morning, a little cool, but not what you would call cold. I was on the golf course with the other members of my regular foursome. We’d caught 4 women at the 13th hole. Now we had a bit of a wait while they hit two shots before we hit our [...]
Read More..>>One day many years ago when I was in elementary school, I was sitting in the computer lab doing the normal 3rd grade stuff: playing boring educational games and learning how to type. I was sitting there minding my own business, when suddenly, it happened. I could feel the pressure build up inside me, but [...]
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