Monthly Archives: March 2010

 There I was, in the Walmart, when it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had to poop. I was pushing my 2 year old son in the basket, and I could tell from the pungent cloud surrounding him that he’d pooped. The bad thing was that I was about to join him in…

My story begins at about 7am.  This is when I usually have those horrible feelings in the bowel.  I was leaving my house for my usual 45 minute commute when I had a little pang.  I shrugged it off and walked out to my car.  Wiping off my car windows I had another, more serious…

 As a female, the most horrific thing that can happen is the combination of a bad pooping experience combined with that particular time of the month. I was in a public restroom and had just finished having a good shit, when I discovered there was only one or two squares of toilet paper in my…

Back in 1993, on a hot summer day in August, I rushed to get done work and get home. I was ready to go on vacation to the shore and at the time I had a 1953 Chevy. I was was confident it would make the trip with no problem but when I got home…

It was a nice Spring morning, a little cool, but not what you would call cold. I was on the golf course with the other members of my regular foursome. We’d caught 4 women at the 13th hole. Now we had a bit of a wait while they hit two shots before we hit our…

 One day many years ago when I was in elementary school, I was sitting in the computer lab doing the normal 3rd grade stuff: playing boring educational games and learning how to type. I was sitting there minding my own business, when suddenly, it happened. I could feel the pressure build up inside me, but…