Monthly Archives: April 2010

 When I was 23 (1985)  I worked for AT&T; in Woodbury, NY and  I was dating this guy who worked in Northport, Long Island, NY. I  would drive out to meet him on the weekends and was ready to go meet up with him on this one day.  It was Friday night  and I was…

It was my first day of a really cool job. Boss had me fly into Kansas City the day before, because he was a having a Happy Hour celebration for his sales teams and wanted to intro me. At the Happy Hour we all ate, drank margaritas till our eyes turned green , sucked up…

One day I really needed to take a shit but someone was in the toilet. I tried to wait but i needing to go even more, so i ran back to my room and shut the door.  I found a big bag off crisps, so i threw the crisps out the window, and went in…

Once my little sister was outside playing with her friend. When her friend needed to go to the toilet, my sister told her go into our house.She headed to our house but instead she went around the back and went through the wrong gate, one that leads you into another estate. She ran into an…

It was a normal school day, all my friends were there. Because im apparently “underweight” the school pays for my meals free. Which is good but not great. So this one monday morning i had the cafe i had a full english breakfast, by the end of it i was so full, but i really…

 I was ok when I left work and got in the car.  A few minutes later, stuck in slow traffic, I realized I would need to get to a restroom soon.  The hotel was about a 45 minute drive, normally, but through a stretch of bad neighborhoods.  I figured I could make it. I decided…

 So, alone in my dorm room Sophomore year of college, I suddenly got the urge. I went to the bathroom, and quite promptly released what I believed to be the entire contents of my bowels.But…Coming back into my room, I sat at my laptop, farted, and then realized that something didn’t feel quite right. I…