Archive for May, 2010

Doctor knows best

Friday, May 28th, 2010

I had to go have an ultrasound and sonogram (internal), to discover how bad the endometriosis was and how it was effecting my insides. The appointment was very early in the morning, and I slept in late, so I had a bagel and went on my merry little way.At the doctors I started to feel [...]

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Poop….. A Love Story.

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

A few years back, I ended a long term relationship with a girl whom I thought would eventually become my wife.  We met in high school and dated for almost 8 years, but things and people change and we went our separate ways.  As all good friends do, they constantly wanted me to come out [...]

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Hank’s Franks

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

 Several years ago I was returning from a road trip and spending a few days with a friend and his family.  He was showing me around his hometown and took me to his favorite hotdog joint Hank’s Franks, insisting that we indulge in his usual 3 or 4 (or more) hotdogs per person.  They were [...]

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Poopy Pranksters

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

This story is 100% true. My family has a warped sense of humor and these events really happened.Two of my uncles, lets call them John and Joe, were electricians building a three flat in the city some years ago. At the time, poop humor was a normal part of their entertainment. Joe would plant dookies [...]

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Another Date Story…

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

 I had gone on a blind date and we we hit int off super well. We ended up going back to his apartment and we re there about  20 minutes when my stomach started rumbling. Since it wasnt too bad at first, I figured I’d continue drinking my beer and try to ignore it. Then [...]

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