Monthly Archives: May 2010

I had to go have an ultrasound and sonogram (internal), to discover how bad the endometriosis was and how it was effecting my insides. The appointment was very early in the morning, and I slept in late, so I had a bagel and went on my merry little way.At the doctors I started to feel…

A few years back, I ended a long term relationship with a girl whom I thought would eventually become my wife.  We met in high school and dated for almost 8 years, but things and people change and we went our separate ways.  As all good friends do, they constantly wanted me to come out…

This is hands down, the most embarrassing thing I have ever endured, and not one single person knows about it. I was in one of my first classes in middle school suffering with a stomach ache from hell…so bad that on my way out, I crapped myself and a shit log rolled down my pant…

So I was on my way out of town for a meeting. I had to be there at 8:00 am and it was three hours away. Driving in a new rental car (my truck was in the shop) I set out. As I left I felt that familiar twinge in my stomach. I knew a…

I was at school eating lunch with my friends, when all the sudden it hit me. “I gotta go to the bathroom…” I told my friends. I got up from the table and of course one of our annoying school staff that walk around the lunch room just HAD to stop me. “Where do you…

 Several years ago I was returning from a road trip and spending a few days with a friend and his family.  He was showing me around his hometown and took me to his favorite hotdog joint Hank’s Franks, insisting that we indulge in his usual 3 or 4 (or more) hotdogs per person.  They were…

This story is 100% true. My family has a warped sense of humor and these events really happened.Two of my uncles, lets call them John and Joe, were electricians building a three flat in the city some years ago. At the time, poop humor was a normal part of their entertainment. Joe would plant dookies…

Oh Mexico. Every time I visit you I am treated to a week long drinking extravaganza spent in bodies of water and sketchy establishments. And every time I leave you I bring back with me incredible feelings of awfulness, most of which are taken care of with time spent on the potty. Luckily, these expunging…

 One night some of my skater friends and I decided to go to the skate park the next day to skate and hang out for a bit. 5 of us agreed to meet the next day at 12 in the afternoon. I went to bed at about 2 that night and i accidently slept in…