Monthly Archives: September 2011

This was about 4 year ago, when it happened to me. When I was 10 year old, me and my friend Lyndsey were walking down the street, when I started to feel really bad cramps in my stomach. It couldn’t have been the worst time, as she was making me laugh. I pleaded her to…

It was the night of a friend’s 21st birthday party, and so naturally my plan was to drink vast amounts and get suitably inebriated. All was going well at the house, and I enjoyed more than one cup of punch; unaware of the punch to my bowels and reputation that I would later receive. As…

I woke up in the tent I was sleeping in and I suddenly had a urgent need to do a serious #2. I get out of the tent as quick as I could and rush to the nearest facility on the campground. I was most of my way there when it exploded. I had just…

Ah, well, we were going on a field trip in the 4th grade and the bus driver had said that no one can use the washroom. Halfway through the ride I really had to go poop, but I thought, I can wait.. right? Well I ended up REALLY having to go poop and so I…

When I was in 4th grade I was roller blading in the cul de sac outside my house with some friends. I had to poop, but I thought I could hold it. Eventually there was no stopping it. I roller bladed to my front lawn as fast as I could and sat down to take…

I wanted a yo yo and my mom was cool enough to bring me to a toy store when I was in the 6th grade. Shortly after I started getting those pre diareah cramps. the yo-yos were near the counter in the front of the store, but I wen’t towards the back to get some…

Pretty much all my friends (and teachers D:) know about this story. I;m sure this will haunt me to my grave Every year my school holds a holiday trip to Florida, having never been there I immediately wanted to go, my parents gave in eventually ad let me go, Finally the day came and I…

When I was a kid, my mom made me take piano lessons twice a week – and I HATED going to the lessons! I would find any excuse not to go each time, but failed. Then after several mornings of finding out that fried potatoes plus apple juice would give me violent diarrhea, I decided…

I was at the mall one night last summer when I was 14. I was with a group of friends and we were planning to meet up with more people, including many girls. We finally found them and went to the food court for some snacks. Most of us ordered from the Chinese food place,…

I work as a repair man . I can tackle most jobs in an hour and never use a customers restroom due to possible jewelry laying around and accusations etc. I was backed up due to a hectic schedule. I had a slight urge to piss but thought I could finish the job and head…