Shitty Stories

I would like to join Frat Guy Antics in paying homage to the person who laid this turd. The length is impressive but I a more enamored with the girth. Apparently the guys that took this photo had to search for a camera because this nasty ass log seems to be deteriorating. Originally posted 2006-06-09 [...]

Many people are afraid to poop at school, I don’t know why. I guess you could call it a phobia of sorts. Walking in the bathroom, you look to see people with there shoes off so you can only see there socks so you can’t identify them by there shoes, knowing you would make fun [...]

As you may already know, i have a severe addiction to diet coke. On Sunday, I came to realize we had run out of it only after i had returned from Georgios with a delicious piece of tomatoe and pesto pizza. I ate the pizza accompanied by a glass of water but found this unsatisfying, [...]

It was my first day of a really cool job. Boss had me fly into Kansas City the day before, because he was a having a Happy Hour celebration for his sales teams and wanted to intro me. At the Happy Hour we all ate, drank margaritas till our eyes turned green , sucked up [...]

Funny, yet informative, post from Regretful Morning pertaining to historic methods for wiping your ass. 9 Bizarre Methods for Ass Wiping Originally posted 2011-05-15 13:22:00.

Many years ago, my brother Peter and I went out with some friends to Max’s Opera House Cafe in San Francisco. We all ate a sh*tload (excuse the pun) and if you’ve ever been to Max’s, you know you have to have the strawberry shortcake for dessert. Each “slice” is basically a whole cake pan, [...]

 As a female, the most horrific thing that can happen is the combination of a bad pooping experience combined with that particular time of the month. I was in a public restroom and had just finished having a good shit, when I discovered there was only one or two squares of toilet paper in my [...]

A girl I knew in college and her friends toilet papered our room when we were gone, becuase we were trusting (perhaps slightly naive) individuals and left our door unlocked. When we got back and started cleaning up the toilet paper, I decied that I should return it to them … with the only logical [...]

A brilliant yet almost useless invention! Originally posted 2007-07-07 20:04:00.

I had been suffering with salmonella for acouple of days. I don’t know if salmonella has the same affect on everyone, butone of the side-effects it gave me was the complete inability to control myfarts, or in other words, – which tells the story better I couldn’t help followingthrough. Anyway I was supposed to be [...]