Category: Shitty Stories

When I was a senior in high school, all seniors were to do a senior project. That consisted of choosing a topic and doing volunteer work that has to do with your topic. So I chose The American Red Cross. I was going to be going to a blood drive for my volunteer work. I…

I worked in an Italian restaurant in Austin, Texas, in the late 1990s. One Sunday, along with two other servers and a manager, I was inside the dining room setting up for the evening. The restaurant did not open until five o’clock that day; around four-thirty, through the windows, we saw a woman run up…

First i’ve gotta say that this site is great. I’ve shit my pants a fair few times in my life and always felt really embarrassed and self-conscious about it. I read some of these stories and it really made me feel better. Now, on to my own catharsis. I was in Shanghai. I lived and…

My best friend and I were going on a fishing trip in the gulf. It was my boyfriends dads fishing boat that we borrowed for the weekend to take with us to the beach. It all open and had one steering wheel right in the center of the boat, the weather was very hot so…

This was about 4 year ago, when it happened to me. When I was 10 year old, me and my friend Lyndsey were walking down the street, when I started to feel really bad cramps in my stomach. It couldn’t have been the worst time, as she was making me laugh. I pleaded her to…

It was the night of a friend’s 21st birthday party, and so naturally my plan was to drink vast amounts and get suitably inebriated. All was going well at the house, and I enjoyed more than one cup of punch; unaware of the punch to my bowels and reputation that I would later receive. As…

I woke up in the tent I was sleeping in and I suddenly had a urgent need to do a serious #2. I get out of the tent as quick as I could and rush to the nearest facility on the campground. I was most of my way there when it exploded. I had just…

Ah, well, we were going on a field trip in the 4th grade and the bus driver had said that no one can use the washroom. Halfway through the ride I really had to go poop, but I thought, I can wait.. right? Well I ended up REALLY having to go poop and so I…

When I was in 4th grade I was roller blading in the cul de sac outside my house with some friends. I had to poop, but I thought I could hold it. Eventually there was no stopping it. I roller bladed to my front lawn as fast as I could and sat down to take…

I wanted a yo yo and my mom was cool enough to bring me to a toy store when I was in the 6th grade. Shortly after I started getting those pre diareah cramps. the yo-yos were near the counter in the front of the store, but I wen’t towards the back to get some…